She Shoulda Had a Duck!

Mary had a little lamb. I don't know why. I thought a dog would be more appropriate.

A dog by any other name is still a dog; don't you think. Mary named her lamb "Dog" which, I suppose is a dog by another name. Or is it? Well, anyway:

Mary had a little lamb
She named the lambkin Dog
She also had a kitty cat
She named the kitten Frog

Mary was a twisted kid
Or so the story goes
If she had owned a pumpkin
She'd say it was a rose!

There is no hope for Mary
Her mind is set in stone
Her Dog and Frog beside her
She set out on her own

Some say that she ran away
Mary says she walked
A stubborn child was Mary
At everything she balked

You can't make me do it
She'd say if order given
Her mother says she is a brat
Her father says she's driven

So Mary went her merry way
And set out on the highway
With Dog and Frog beside her
She sang I DID IT MY WAY!